Emmental Hoodie

Warning: May cause intense cravings for fondue, unsolicited compliments, and the overwhelming urge to declare yourself a Lactose Lord.

Say hello to the only hoodie brave enough to embrace the holes in your life—literally. Inspired by everyone's favorite hole-y cheese, the Emmental Hoodie is a walking tribute to dairy, drip, and delicious design.

Whether you're hitting the streets, lounging like a lactose lord, or just melting into your couch like warm Swiss, this zip hoodie is your new cozy ride-or-die. It’s made from 95% recycled polyester, so you can feel smug about saving the planet while dressed like a snack (an artisanal one).

Soft on the outside, fleecey on the inside, and full of that "yes I wore cheese on purpose" energy. The fit? Relaxed. The mood? Extra sharp. The vibe? Unhinged in the best possible way.

Product Specs (aka cheese stats):

• Sizing: These are unisex, so if you are a manly man, please choose 1 size bigger than you usually wear!

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex

• Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd² (308 g/m²)

• Soft cotton-feel outside, brushed fleece inside (aka comfort levels: gooey)

• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders

• Double-lined hood, because one layer just wasn't enough

• Premium zipper, metal details, and moon patch inside (because why not?)

• Tear-away care label (peel it off like a cheese rind)

• Self-fabric cuffs and collar—no cheap cheese here

• Made responsibly: OEKO-TEX 100 & GRS certified

Sourced from:

• Knitting & dyeing: China

• Final touches: Latvia or Mexico

• Boldness: You

Heads up, cheese fans:
Double-layer areas (like pockets) might let some inner fabric sneak through—especially on lighter designs. It’s not a flaw, it’s flavor.

This hoodie is made just for you when you order, which means a slightly longer wait but zero waste. Sustainability never looked so melty.